Wade-isms

• "Momma, I wan' watch some raccoons (cartoons) peese!"


• "This is my butt (pointing to his rear) and these are my jingle bells (pointing to his boy parts)."


• When asked what he was doing (something he shouldn't have been doing), "I no doin' nufin Momma, I jus' sittin' here."


• Wade has become very adept at putting Mark and I, as well as his toys, in time out and disciplining us all. The other night at dinner, Wade told me that I needed to, "tink 'bout dat Mommy!"


• Recently, Wade has boycotted his bed for sleeping and instead tends to prefer the floor. I found him sleeping like this one morning: